Thursday, June 22, 2006

West4th NYC

Red told me to get off on West 4th to meet up with him for lunch. With no plans in mind, I got there few minutes early to look around. The sidewalk immediately outside of the subway tunnel was lined with piercing parlors and adult toy stores. I had to go in. Its never too early to start shopping for Christmas presents. People in general were very friendly and all the pipes are labeled for tobacco only. While I was wondering in one of the shops, a gregarious store attendent approached me with the usual greetings and told me to hold out my hand to feel the water based lubricant. It sounded pretty harmless and being a nice person I am, I extended my hand to him. Next thing I know he was demonstrating six different ways to use a vibrating robber tongue on my fingers while telling me to imagine the sensation else where. And then he proceeded to show the handcuffs and the gag ball on me, at that point I was waiting for another guy to show up and carry me to some unmarked van parked behind the store. Thankfully, he unlocked me and I walked out of the store still content with my bullet.

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